![]() CLEF": Oh shut up, it's not like your show is much better. PHELOUS: Really? That's the best you could come up with? Who music begins playing again* Get these motherfucking Skips off my motherfucking plane… motherfucker! CLEF": What? You mean I came all this way for nothing? In fact, this entire skit is kind of terrible isn't it, so lets end it right here. PHELOUS: Ha ha, I'm not doing that joke anymore. Phelous begins regenerating time-lord style for about 10 seconds while Dramatic Dr. PHELOUS: Noooooo! How could this happen to meeeeeeee? *Breaks into song* I made my mistakeeeessss! There's nowhere to ruuuun, the night goes ooooooon and I'm fading awaaaaayyyyyy! I'm here to take away your Internet licence forever! CLEF": You've made terrible meta-jokes for the last time, Phelous. *"Dr Clef" (obviously played by Phelous in a suit and gorilla mask) walks into the room brandishing a Ukalale-Shotgun.* PHELOUS: OOOOOOOOOHHHH! I just explained the joke that I just made five seconds ago, which is ALSO something the movie did that I'm making fun of! More comic goooolllld! PHELOUS: OOOOOOOOOHHHH! Do you see what I just did there? I just made fun of something really stupid that the movie did in my end-of-review skit that they thought was funny but really wasn't! I am being soooo funny right now! Oh, and in case you're one of those people who just watch the end of videos without any context, I'm Phelous the Canadian internet review guy from ThatGuyWithTheGlasses dot com dot com. PHELOUS: So that was The SCP Foundation, another disappointingly shitty movie from "Zhe Only Fucking Geinus in Zhe Buisness" and those guys who made Epic Movie. "Uh, boss? Wouldn't it be a better idea to just tell the army about this or something?" So Tommy Wisau calls his top scientists, and tells them that they need to stop the terrorists before the vampire Apocalypse happens! What was it called again? Oh yeah: Baywatch Nights!īut there's also this organization of eeeevil terrorists who kidnap a vampire overlord… who is played by the guy from Twilight for some reason.īoy, that Edward guy has fallen on hard times, hasn't he?īut to make matters worse, there's an eeevil arms dealer working for the terrorists, who wants to destroy the SCP foundation so that he can… drill for oil, or something. ![]() So there are these guys, called the SCP Foundation, and they're this secret government organization run by Tommy Wissau dedicated to investigating paranormal stuff! OHHHH MY GOD, THIS IS THE GREATEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! "Attention to what?"Īnd now it's time for Bum Reviews, with Chester A. "It's becoming a cult classic! The O5 are in an uproar! Haven't you been paying attention?" "Your movie! The one that got you transferred to Antarctica!" said Dr. The fact that Site-██ was in Antarctica didn't help things. It had been a long day keeping the eldritch horrors contained within Site-██ locked up, and the good doctor was in no mood to catch a cold. YASH.png is also from midjourney, released by me under CC.Dr. ![]() The other part of the KINGINRED.png image was taken from midjourney, which I release under CC. Image of smoke taken from this website and is under public domain. ![]() Javert.png is a mashup of an image generated by midjourney AI and this picture of monke Relivine.png was generated by the midjourney AI and released to me wholly, and is therefore also released under CC because I said so. Ogiernew.png was generated by the midjourney AI and also this picture of elephant skin SCP-6765 - The Demon Ogier and the Bleeding Throne of Malidraug ![]()
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